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Woman Dies of Death

Woman dies of death. I look up how to kill myself with the pills I have on hand. It’s less than impressive. Benadryl. Lexapro....

Hi Emily,

Hi Emily, I already have plans for the evening Thanks for the offer though! The politest fuck-off I’ve ever had spat at me. (I guess...

Boo Radley, PhD

Last Wednesday, July 26th, 2017, a black cat died. His name was Boo Radley, or Boo Boo, or Boomus McStoomus PhD, or Black Bastard if...

Gift

I gave blood last Friday. Here's why that's a big thing. The last time I gave - or attempted to give - blood was January 4th, 2002. I...

A District of One's Own

Real talk: I have been known to write the odd fan fiction. Stick with me here! Skip forward with me to the part where we recognize that...

Circumlocution

Why do we speak gently of death? Because death is the sleeping monster at the center of an inescapable room, and to speak its name is to...

The Newfoundland and Mr. Smith

For much of my time on this earth thus far, my experience of the human dead was limited (like most folks in America, I think) to the...

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I believe you must bring your whole self to the table if you want to thrive in today’s crazy world; your personality, your sense of humor, and most importantly, your heart. All of these elements brought me to found The Ash District back in 2000. Since then, the blog has been thriving, and has quickly gained a loyal following. I invite you to browse my site, learn about my passions, and explore what excites and interests you as well.

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